These guidelines help to put me at ease and set up the tone for our play time. Please follow them to ensure the most enjoyable and memorable experience possible.
Upon Contacting me:
please do not use any explicit language. If your language makes me uncomfortable, I will not see you.
Please be willing to provide screening information. I understand it can be nerve-racking to divulge personal information, but remember this is only to ensure my safety. I will never contact you at your place of work, or share your information with other providers, without your permission. Discretion is imperative and I would never do anything to jeopardize that.
Please also allow time for me to review your information. I am almost never available for last minute appointments.
During the date:
Upon arrival, please discretely leave your donation in a visible location. Please do not hand me the donation, please do not discuss the donation. Doing these two things will make me very uncomfortable and I will have no choice but to leave.
After leaving the donation, please wash your hands. I am not a "germ-a-phobe" but you were just handling money, doorknobs, elevator buttons... the dirtiest things you can touch, as evidenced by a simple swab experiment in my former biology class. You are also welcome to shower and freshen up at my incall, before and/or after sessions.
After we have gotten all of that swiftly out of the way, it is time to relax, get comfortable, and get ready for an amazing and memorable experience. Please share your thoughts, feelings, preferences, moods, etc. Anything you feel like sharing! Our time together is about you! Always feel free to be yourself around me!
I am not an "actress," this is not a one-woman show! (unless you want it to be). Sessions are always natural and genuine, and therefore tend to be unique experiences, because I want to share something special with you! I describe myself as a girl next door, because that is what I naturally lean towards, but I am always up for new adventures ;)
Late Arrivals and Overstays:
I am generally fairly relaxed on this issue and allow a 15 min "grace period" for all of my sessions. That means you may be up to 15 min late, or stay over up to 15 min. If you are more than 15 min late... I may not be able to offer the full time of the appointment. If you stay over by more than 15 min.... I will politely begin nudging you out the door.
I do not have a cancellation fee, however, if you need to cancel for any reason, I will require a small deposit in order to schedule another meeting at a later date.
By the way, I also have a pet parrot named Kiwi whose favorite color is orange. You don't have to get her anything, I'm just letting you know ;)
Thank you for taking the time to read this blurb on etiquette, I am really excited to play with you!